'TK' has just been played on 'this Morning'...the way we're going it'll be the national anthem soon.

watching daytime telly Cliff- havent you got a job to go to? :-)

....and now again on BBC1, god its boring ;-))

its my house husband day, how can i stop him screaming jackie??

Cliff - stick some headphones on, let him scream and scream and eventually he'll fall to sleep. Alternatively change the nappy - if either of those fail then sorry - can't help any more.

'change the nappy' sorry what does that mean?

lee cd on its way let me know when you get it thanks tssy

Cliff, bottle- always works. Or take him out in the car or buggy. Dummys dipped in virol take some beating (or jam). Put him in the pram and push push push back and forward singing a song over and over and over til the tears of frustration are rolling down your cheeks...Such happy memories!Half a rusk to chew on and get everywhere works too. Just wait- you'll soon be able to propo him up in front of a Pingu video.

Cliff You can always try telling your child how good the EPL is compared to the SPL. That'll have him asleep in no time:-)) The number of times TK gets played on the TV is almost embarrassing, particularly when you consider its lowly chart position. I wish they would play Get Over You or YGMN instead.

'National Anthem' Cliff? Think you are in the wrong country for that.

the lyrics of 'TK' are universal liam, the nationality of the band that sung them should be irrelevant.

excellent george, i'll try that, thanks ;-).

Cliff - half a bottle of whiskey, that always works...

BBC1 Watchdog, A Sunderland fan wants them investigated under the Trades Description Act, for claiming to be a Premiership team. Nicky Campbell says he expects some phone calls from WB fans, I kid you not. I didn't laugh honest

I heard the comment on Watchdog Alex, though am at a loss to understand why he would be stopped on Gateshead High Street.

Who gets to drink the whiskey Arthur and why only half a bottle?

Same reason as anyone else I suppose G?

Just in case anyone missed the result of the big game tonight, it finished Inverness 1 Ross County 5. Well it made me happy anyway...

Just to remind you all that the official Rocking Humdingers Club meetings will take place at 10.00 pm in the members chatroom.

On Thursday nights I might add. By the way we need entries for Rocking Humdinger of the month - so get writing.

I watched 5 mins of the Man U game and had to laugh at the poseur in the swimming goggles. Glaucoma my ar*e. Cant see them catching on in the Highland league. My votes for humdingers of the months would be CMos without whom none of us would be here, Cliffy for keeping us remarkably dressed, Vinny for the film of the century and James Nesbitt for his TK speech.

Good Call Mini Arthur, I had the same three down for nominations. Nesbitt my arse I had me down for services to alcohol and moonwalking!!

yeah i saw watchdog, cheeky git, still he supports Hearts, they must be good they sometimes play in europe :-))saw the Ross Co result Donin, nice one.

Apparently there is a bit of a get together in the Rocking Humdingers Club Chatroom tomorrow night as well as Thursday. 10 pm.

They couldn't find Europe if it was on the end of their syringe.