Now, now Alex.I bit my lip when you drew at Dundee and lost at Hearts...I'm not sure I even mentioned Cally? Albion were without all 3 central defenders and had to play midfielders instead.I can do you a one off green lobster, no problem.

Cactus, I went to the Goldstone ground several times but not the new Stadium.Anyway,theres only 1 pier in England ;-))

Just had a quick look at the Henrikstongue website that Alex keeps posting. Has Postman Pat in Celtics colours. Very weird. I'm sure Liam could pinch the picture and change the shirts from green and white hoops to Undertones Lobster t-shirts. Can't view your new link Alex reminding Rangers supporters of your upcoming travel to Spain. Why the Bhoycott of the Daily Record? Is that the scottish version of the Daily Mirror? Does anyone know exactly where Frankfurt Hahns airport is? I'm struggling to find anything written in English that gives me its location.

I've managed to find something in english about 'Frankfurt' hahn airport. It's closer to Luxemburg than Frankfurt. Have the Undertones ever played Luxemburg? If they want to busk in the streets of Luxemburg on the Tuesday afternoon before playing Cologne that night it shouldn't be too difficult to make a detour.

George, bus timetable link attached from Frankfurt Hahn. Do you know where you are staying yet? The Station Hostel in Cologne costs 18.50 Euro's each for a room for 3 which would fit you me and Cliff. Is anyone else going to Cologne and/or Frankfurt ?

there must be some kind of big match on today maureen`s in the sitting room shouting at the tv .tssy

A win for West Ham. All is not lost; just two points behind Bolton now. Just time to go and dig out my War Movie Themes cassette and learn the words to the Great Escape; if it had any words that is.

Jackie: That's a truly, truly terrible admission to make. Going for 15 years without it is a long time. For goodness sake get your life priorities sorted out.

Murphies Law starts tomorrow night at 8.30PM on ITV.

How is your liver holding out Alex? Glad the single is coming on on vinyl - purely to keep my vinyl collection intact. Like Jacki I do not have a turntable but at least it will look like a real record. Hope most of the radio stations still have turntables though. Saw TK on VH1 Classics last night. Will be looking out for the Undertones poster on Murphys law.

Luckily I have undertones/hypnotised/positve touch on tape plus other compilation CDs. But I have never played Sin of Pride in yonks.It was never a favourite anyways. Sorry if that offends your sensibilities Cactus- must try harder eh?!

...and despite having no turntable my one spare wardrobe is filled with boxes and boxes of vinyl- I cant bear to put them in the loft, and enjoy looking through them every now and again- ring any bells anyone??

It's BBC1 Cliff see www.bbc.co.uk/drama. I wonder which of the posters is used as there was your gig one and my film one. I suspect it'll be the old gig one as it's set in the 80's isn't it?

LEE: I have an online version of today's SUNDAY TIMES article, please post your email address and I'll send it to you