Took a while to remember who 'comfortable pants' referred to. Then a vague recollection of someone wearing elasticated trousers came to mind. I think there was a film on TV over the weekend called Celtic Pride. I had visions of Alex singing, dancing and jumping up and down. Never watched it but I assume it was not about Alex! See Sunderland and WBA are like Britain's Eurovision song this year. Nil points.

Anyone who has booked on this GLASGOWBURY coach experience for Sat 30 August has to have their tenners paid by Friday, this Friday 15th August. Please email me for details on my address etc. Talk soon.

Alphabetical music collection all in one room in matching boxes? If only I had the space. West Ham sold 14 players this summer. Stuff....

Actually I brought two more comfy pairs of elasticated troozers in Italy,October here we come.