I think someone should sedate Alex. Any horse tranqualiser Donald?

Arthur - Do you think that's powerful enough?

A mere horse tranquiliser would have no effect on someone as all powerful as our Alex (Ray Winstone or Shrek to his friends - especially the laydeee friends). All people have their waek spot and I have heard that Alex's kryptonite may be an Ibrox pie? Gutted to realise that it has been wearing the Undertones T shirts for all these years that has ruined my chances with the ladeees. Why didn't you tell us this sooner Alex!