Are you turning gay George?

Good on you George. Proper dancings very trendy these days and Cliffs just upset cos he cant squeeze in his Lycra slacks any more. I am sure you will have women falling at your feet (hopefully not ones you've felled with a Richard Jobson high kick!). Alex will have some competition on the laydees front. What was everyones best/useless Xmas pressies. I got a brilliant Ramones alarm clock - face has the classic ramones t shirt with the names all round it. Alarm is normal bell but realy loud - almost makes it worth getting out of bed.

Being Gay is also very trendy these days, it certainly helps if you want a career on TV.

going to glasgow this weekend really looking forward to it so talk when i get back alex get the beers in

There's more women than men in the salsa class, and the female instructor is 'drop dead gorgeous'. Best xmas pressie was 'euros' to fund a trip to Austria in March. No worst pressie, but even though I took the kids to a sports shop in Durham as a hint for things to buy me, they bought me stuff I wouldn't have thought off, like a thermal mug, which you plug into your car cigarette lighter.

Favourite pressie - VW pickup c/w surfboards money box (easily pleased!!!!) Worst - Sodoku puzzle book - No interest whatsoever.

My sons school was headlines on Channel 4 news.........I feel a letter coming on. Our north east news show was really on the button- its headline was two women who crashed a car into the sea at Hartlepool Marina!

George all the women at our school (bar me) go to Salsa dancing . Now I know why;-)))