His or Celtic's? I don't see them being mutual,unless I've completely underestimated him.If he blows the league then it's ta ta. Nice ideas, but feckin up on the basics. Will you miss Earnshaw? £3.5 ?? Someone is having a huge laugh. Never was and never will be. Nice one Delia.

Earnshaw is crap, he's like the greedy kid in the school playground.Every time he gets the ball, he wants to try and score.

George, I could do with a hair cut mine looks like a loo brush at the moment. How much do you charge? Are you opening a salon. Can anyone think of a good name for Georges new venture? How about Georgeous Georges!

The Letsbe Avenue regulars I work with reckon the £7.25M they got for Ashton was great business- Cactus?

Men just have such different attitude to hair. Probabaly cos they have none. My last hair cut cost me £85. However, it still didnt make me look like Claudia Schiffer ;-((

Thank God

cheap hairdressers up north

I get mine done for 2.50 at Scissorhands in Cas market by a girl who came from Vidal Sassoon in Leeds. Top bargain! (it's a cheek-length Louise Brooks bob with a shingled neck and hooked sides in indigo black. So there!) Makes me look like Jo with black hair.

Bargain Jo! Mine cost £5 for a cut and £20 for highlights (OK I admit I'm not a natural blonde - unfortunately). She comes to the house. Mind you I have to have it cut every 5 weeks as it grows so fast so lucky I don't have to go to a salon as it would cost a fortune!

Did David notice your £85 haircut or did he think it was a waste of money? I could have bought a decent pair of running shoes for that, or even had acheap flight to mainland Europe. Sunderland could have bought another player and still had £84 change. Who's Louise Brooks? Still playing my single collection. Went back to V. I have a song 'Jack and Jill' by someone called Victims of Pleasure which borrows heavily from Joy Division's 'Isolation'. Another song 'My Private Tokyo' by Vicious Pink Phenomena sounds a bit like a Pet Shop Boys song, but would have been released a few years before the Pet Shop Boys made the charts.

Louise Brooks? 1920's silent movie star, universal style icon and creator of the world's most classic hair do.

Hair is overrated. I prefer the Yul Bryner Magnicent 7 style. Arthur likes Yul Bryners dads style.

Cliff I told you Earnshaw was shite!