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This has the single versions of 'True Confessions' and 'Here Comes The Summer' the track 'Hard Luck' features c.f. 'Hard Luck Again' and the album versions of 'Julie Ocean' - 'Life's Too Easy' - 'The Love Parade' and sadly no 'Bye Bye Baby Blue' version.
The Undertones are widely regarded as Ireland's best ever rock band. They may not have drunk as much as Thin Lizzy, and they certainly never made it as big as U2, but when it comes to immaculate bursts of three-minute guitar pop, Derry's finest beat all-comers.
The band formed in Derry in late 1975- five mates playing cover versions in local clubs. There was Feargal Sharkey on vocals, principal songwriter John O'Neill on guitar, his brother Damian also on guitar, Michael Bradley on bass and Billy Doherty on drums.
Snapped into action by punk, by 1977 they were performing their own material, but it would be another year before their debut E.P. - 'Teenage Kicks', famously described by influential DJ John Peel his "favourite record of all time" - hit the shops. Their first single became their first chart entry.
The Undertones most obvious precursors were New York's Ramones, who, after years of bloated stadium rock and flatulent prog-rock indulgence, reintroduced the notion of short, sharp toons to the music scene of the mid-to-late-'70s. By 1978, there were two UK bands excelling at this sort of bhomsaw guitar-pop with lyrics addressing the dilemmas of teen romance: Manchester's Bhomcocks and The Undertones. As with the Bhomcocks, love - and how to get it -'Was the primary lyrical concern. As punk evolved into post-punk and bands like Wire, PiL and Joy Division began experimenting with form, employing oblique strategies and delivering obscure messages, The Undertones - like The Ramones before them - were almost cartoonishly one dimensional, which many saw as a blessed relief at a time when rock was beginning to get pretentious again.
The Undertones were almost studiously anti-intelligent. "We did it under the assumption that other people would get it," says Michael Bradley of The Undertones' approach. "Did we deliberately dumb it down? We certainly had no pretensions towards art."
Of course, even The Undertones couldn't resist the lure of experimentation, and listened to in straight succession, their four albums - The Undertones (1979), Hypnotised (1980), Positive Touch (1981) and The Sin Of Pride (1983) - evince a clear drift towards more complex, sophisticated territories, with soul and psychedelic influences coming to the fore by the end. Falling sales and increasing tensions within the band led to a parting of the ways after the commercial failure of their last LP. Feargal Sharkey enjoyed a brief but successful solo career, while the O'Neill brothers formed the highly regarded, pioneering rock act, That Petrol Emotion.
Whatever the future holds, The Undertones' contribution to British pop has been considerable, and the band can be justly proud of their achievements, even a bunch as self-deprecating as this. As Michael says, "I'd love to go back and remix some of the songs - and maybe get in a proper bass player!"
In the meantime, the bassist - and co-writer of the band's biggest ever hit, 'My Perfect Cousin' - gives a blow-by-blow account of every Undertones A- and B-side, all 32 of them, the recording of the tracks and the memories they evoke.
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This still sounds good. John wrote it, The Ramones were an inspiration . he wrote it in late 1977. The twin guitars make it - they still good 20 odd years on. John Peels support surprised us. On night he played it twice in a row, I was working at the time in a builder's merchants and Peter Powell made it his Record Of The Week, which meant it got played at lunchtime. I was a bit embarassed, actually. Perfect Pop? We never really liked that term. Perfect pop was Abba.
We thought we'd have one shot, not a long career, so we put on (the Ep) what we thought were four decent enough songs. We weren't trying to be Cole Porter. This was the first song that John (O'Neill) didn't write alone; it was me, John and Damian (O'Neill). They were all based around love and relationships. We knew where we stood. This was well before our own teen romances, which started late due to the fact that we spent all our waking hours working on the group.
Myself and Darnian wrote this. If ever a song was written as a B-side, this was it! Prince later used the letter 'U' in the same way. obviously Damian was onto something here.
It started off as a punked-up, speeded up cover of 'Parachute Woman' by The Rolling Stone's from Beggars Banquet. The Rolling Stones were certainly an influence. It was John's idea.
We were very disappointed by the chart position. We thought it was all over and our career was finished. It was like, 'What are we gonna do?' Looking back, I think the song could have been better done. It was a bit too smooth.
Billy Doherty's song. I gave him a bit of a hand with the arrangement. It was a great song to play live. I don't know if it was basic or bix, but it was great.
The whole anti-machismo element was evident in John's songs, and really, this is a prime example of that. Towards the second Lp, he developed that. We certainly weren't hard men. Prototype New Men? Yeah, I wouldn't disagree with that.
Was Jimmy a real person? No. Nor was he the same person as 'My Perfect Cousin'. Let's just say he wasn't exactly a heroic figure.
We weren't even vaguely aware of the Mick Jagger / Marianne Faithful thing (the urban myth centring on rock's fonner golden couple and a Mars Bar). 'Mars Bars' was about our eating habits. It was a love song to our staple food at the time - we really did love Mars Bars. Mars Bars with a cup of tea.
Julie Burchill reviewed this in the NME.com (where she compared it favourably to The Small Faces) and our hearts soared. I love 'Here Comes The Summer'. We re-recorded it from the first LP for the single. It was one of those really satisfying experiences. The song was great, the recording was great, even the sleeve was great. It was a great summer, too. Everything was great with the wor1d. It was our first summer as 'pop stars', of being famous and getting money.
Our homage to (The Monkees) 'Last Train To Clarkesville'. The riff was great but the verse I always thought was a bit weak. The tune was a bit of a one-note special. That was always going to be a B-side. Were we ever approached to star in a Monkees-style TV show? No. Possibly we could have, though - we had the funny one, the shy one, all that stuff. I think we possibly would have regretted it very quickly.
John thought it was a good title, because people didn't talk about the Top Twenty any more. It reminded me, especially the backing vocals, of The Rezillos, who we supported once.
John wrote this during summer 1979, and he played it for us, and our jaws dropped to the ground. It was brilliant. Still is. Gets the spine tingling. It was a progression, musically, for us. we'd left The Ramones thing behind. Plus there was a slow middle bit
One of the songs we used to play live, taken from the Nuggets LP (classic compilation of '60s garage psychedelic.punk). It was by The Chocolate Watch Band. We used to do about half a dozen songs from Nuggets. It's a very Undertones title, yes.
Was I pleased to have co.written our biggest ever hit? Yes, and I never let the others forget it! Number 9! I was very pleased with that. Me and Damian wrote it together. I did most of the words. I had the feeling of annoyance a long time before we did the song - I had a cousin who I was always being compared to. So it just came out. It was one of those rare songs that we didn't feel we were writing for an LP, it was just a good idea for a song. I never made the connection myself to 'David Watts' (by The Kinks). Pete Townshend, on (Radio 1 's) 'Round Table', really liked it. That made us happy.
That was our attempt to write a Gary Glitter song - not so much the words, but the chord structure. We used to do 'Rock N Roll' as an encore. But we also did 'Just For You', which was a Glitter Band B-side, and it had almost Bhomcocks-like chords, really strange.
One of the first songs John ever wrote, back in 1977. It was a Ramones-type song, obviously. We liked the fact that it was so short.
John wrote this during a break from recording the second LP (Hypnotised) - we ran out of songs! So we went home for Christmas and I remember being down at the O'Neill's house - John and Damian were still living at home - and I can still picture John coming down the stairs talking about this song. It was brilliant. The chord progression was fantastic. The only thing wrong with it was the grammar: Wed Week' means something in the future, whereas in the song it goes, 'Wed Week' she loved me / Wed week never happened at all.' Elvis Costello also had a song called 'Wed Week', but it wasn't half as good as ours!
One of the very first songs we ever wrote. In 1976, we were heavily influenced by Dr Feelgood; it was our R&B period. Good drums on it.
Damian had the chorus, and I wrote the words for the verse. They were a wee bit deliberately vague. It was written around the end of 1980. It's not one of my favourites, because the chorus is a bit lumpy. The record company thought it would be a good single.
Damian wrote this (it was credited to Tommy Tate & The Torpedoes, a D O'Neill nom de plume) . It was a wee bit of a swipe at the rest of us and our lackadaisical attitude to being in a band. Very smart. We didn't know how lucky we were, we were whingeing about this and that, and Damian was the only one with the sense to say, 'We're in a band, getting paid for doing what we were doing for nothing, what are you whingeing about?' It was a well justified swipe.
We were disappointed by the chart position. Orange Juice supported us in December 1980, and John always said this song was inspired by Orange Juice. But then again, John was a big fan of The Velvet Underground as well, as were Orange Juice - who nicked a lot from the Velvets - so maybe John went through The Velvet Underground directly. I think the Orange Juice connection is a wee bit overstated. Typical John, always doing himself down, in an interview, he said Orange Juice were better than The Undertones. But they weren't. We liked them, but they weren't as good as us.
I co-wrote this. For the middle section, we got the chords of the verse and the chorus and wrote them down backwards and played them like that. We were trying to do things which were strange and awkward. Sort of, 'Let's see what that's like.' We were doing things to please ourselves, like private jokes.
A strange one: probably the first song we didn't have live. We hadn't properly played it before going in the studio. There's a sort of sequencer or synthesizer type thing going on there. It was a big departure for us. Maybe it wasn't a good idea. But it came at a time when, commercially, we were down. We were very vulnerable to someone saying, 'This is shite.' Our confidence had been weakened, because 'Julie Ocean' didn't get into the Top 40, Positive Touch wasn't as successful as Hypnotised and 'It's Going To Happen!' was a bit of a disappointment, too. 'Beautiful Friend' was a good song, and we enjoyed it as a development, but it was never going to set the charts on fire, as they say. The whole New Romantic thing was happening, suddenly, we were passe. People interested in boys from Derry playing guitars.
Another strange one. It was contrived. Again, it was us doing something different, possibly for the sake of doing something different. I wasn't happy with that one.
The Sin Of Pride LP was a difficult one, and the whole atmosphere was different because of the commercial thing. We were very aware that the record company were not happy. whenever you're not having hit records you're under pressure from the record company. Although we put that aside in the studio, it wasn't quite as light-hearted. A lot of work went into those songs - a lot of overdubs, experimenting with different types of music. The usual pattern for bands: they start off simple, things get a wee bit more complicated, then they make their big Sgt Pepper type thing, after which they make their back-to-basics White Album. We never got to our backto-basics thing! Mentally, we were ready to pack it in. Still, we had lots of different ideas for this album. The soul thing was possibly a mistake, though - technically, I wasn't really up for it, I'm more Dee Dee Ramone than James Jamerson. 'The Love Parade' was a title that came from this sheet music we saw for an old (1920s) song called 'The Love Parade'. It was an attempt to write a Nuggets type song. It was possibly a mistake to bring in a woman for the backing vocals.
Another awkward song that was always going to be a B-side.
A cover version of an Isley Brothers song. John always was a big Motown fan, and heard this song and thought we should try it. The singing's good . Sharkey did a good job - and we really did work to move it along. But sometimes I think, 'What's the point?' I think it was probably us trying to prove we could make a record like that ('white soul' groups like ABC and Culture Club was popular at thee time). Then again, you could probably say that of most of our records from Hypnotised onwards. Thankfully, most of them did come off.
This was on both the 12.inch and seven inch (of 'Got To Have You Back'), and 'Bye Bye Baby Blue' was on the 12-inch only. We were into the word 'blue'. It was our blue period, 'Turning Blue' had a good, slow swing to it. Nothing to do with Bowie / Iggy's 'Turn Blue' (from Lust For Life), no.
This always reminded me of Simon & Garfunkel's 'Baby Driver', another great record. 'Blue' is a great songwriting word.
This was a great record; a good song to do live. A wee knock 'em out song. It could near1y have been on Hypnotised. Things were winding down by now, though. It was only a matter of time. At that stage, we were talking about what were we going to do next.
John wrote this and aske me to sing it, and sop I sang it. I couldn't say no, I said I'd try it - I think that was symtomatic of all the trouble in the band at the time, the fact that relations had broken down to such an extent between John and Feargal that John deliberately asked someone apart from Feargal to sing it. I did it, and I did my best at it, but I thought 'Why isn't Feargal singing this ?' And it was because John was pissed off with the whole thing.
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